Games, tools, maps, money, calls - all operated by the same serious studio (monkeys involved). Banana budget: classified.
GAME
Hatch it. Can’t quit it.
Teen-facing virtual pet arena. Hatch, feed, dunk friends, trade, grind XP. Free to start with a full ops console behind the curtain.
pwnpet.com ↗
STUDENT + GAMES
Campus life OS
Life, Campus, Studio, Hustle, Plans - Games as its own pillar. Built for college & uni only.
nudjz.com ↗
MARKETPLACE
Local services
Jobs, quotes, messaging, multi-role dashboards for customers & pros.
FINANCE
Books without the yawn
Invoices, bank links, expenses, VAT, API - for sole traders & small companies.
MEDIA
Signal > scroll
Personalised feed from sources you pick. Optional AI shape. Always linked to publishers.
SHOWCASE
URL in · banger out
Paste a product URL, AI drafts the listing, dual approval publishes SEO pages.
MAP
World, but spicy
Live global risk map: quakes, weather, fires, conflict layers, watch zones.
HUNT
Find stuff. Keep score.
Persistent item hunting across devices - account-backed, session-ready.
CREATE
Creator HQ
Studio workflows for people who make things for a living.
CALLS
Link. Join. Talk.
Private browser video - no heavy desktop install tax.
TOGETHER
A social life, at home
For people who can’t easily get out. Family sets it up. Big buttons, a Today board, trips, making things, talk.
RSVP
Who’s coming.
One link. People say they’re in and tick the lists you set. You see the headcount.
CRM
Pipeline, unhurried
People, follow-up, and the next step. A calm CRM.
POND
Missed the fly. Kept the notes.
Follows your cursor like it insulted his mother. Once an hour he clears his throat and delivers a proverb. The fly then leaves, unharmed. He will tell you that was the strategy.
SOIL
Wiggle Dash. Dignity sold separately.
You are a worm on a commute. Leaves are lunch, beaks are management, and a mole has opinions about your route. Then the Wise Old Worm puts the top hat on and explains your life from a hole.
SNOUT
A shop vac with a headband.
A muscly anteater inhales a marching band of ants. Fire ants are the health and safety video. Slurp the conga line, bother the Queen, and he goes full Rambo. The tail is fluffier than the tactics.
CUSTARD
Spare the baby. Splat the rest.
Spider monkeys swing through and you answer in custard. They answer back, which is rude. The baby has diplomatic immunity. Then a gorilla clocks on and the pies get ambitious.
Questions about the catalogue, a product, or the studio - we’re around. Banana budget still classified.
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